Goblet of Eternal Unicorn Energy (EU, UK)

Built for the timeline.

Fuel for the raiders spreading the dust.

Long ago, somewhere between the rainbow clouds and the timelines of the internet, a mysterious goblet was discovered by the earliest raiders of the dust.

Legend says the goblet was forged from pure optimism, polished by laughter, and filled with the infinite energy of unicorn propulsion.

Those who drink from it awaken a strange and wonderful urge — to spread good wherever they go, to raid the timelines with joy, and to remind the world that good attracts good.

Many have searched for the goblet.

But the truth is whispered among the wisest dust spreaders:

The goblet was never a relic.

It was simply the mug in your hands all along.

So raise it high, dear raider.

Fuel the mission.

Spread the dust.

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Product features

- 15oz glossy ceramic body with vivid color contrast

- Dishwasher-safe finish for easy cleaning

- Microwave-safe for reheating beverages

- Lead- and BPA-free; meets relevant safety standards

- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfortable holding

Care instructions

- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap